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Have you ever wished someone would create a disposable glove-like product specifically for rectal hygiene? Well, neither have I. But what a great idea! Ladies and gentleman, the dream has come true: Shittens"
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The mitt to clean your sh*t and keep your heiny fresh and shiny!”
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If there's one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it's this: No one wants poop on their hands.

And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.

How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog's "number two" been a little closer to a number one "and a half", requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever's laying around? Enough is enough!

With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.




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