Disposable mitten-shaped moist wipes!
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Jenny McCarthy
I've found this year's stocking stuffers - Shittens!"
- Jenny McCarthy
Mark Cuban
Shittens! Everybody needs one!"
- Mark Cuban
Zak Bagans
When a demon scares the crap outta me, I grab a Shitten!"
- Zak Bagans,
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Norm McDonald
I need a Shitten!"
- Norm McDonald
Alex Skolnick
Have you ever wished someone would create a disposable glove-like product specifically for rectal hygiene? Well, neither have I. But what a great idea! Ladies and gentleman, the dream has come true: Shittens"
- Alex Skolnick, Testament
The mitt to clean your sh*t and keep your heiny fresh and shiny!”
- Tabitha Stevens
Bobby J
I'll never take anything in on pawn... except a SHITTEN"
- Bobby J,
"Hardcore Pawn"
John Bolaris
Try SHITTENS. Your ass will be whistling all day!"
- John Bolaris,
Emmy Award-winning meteorologist
The Blue Meanie
Shittens are THE SH*T."
- The Blue Meanie
Bobby J
Shittens are my favorite! If I get a little unpleasant whiff of myself downstairs, Shittens cleans the funk right up!"
- Richard Christy
Bobby J
Shittens! I just found the greatest invention known to mankind. Why don’t you have a Nobel Prize?"
-Al Snow & HEAD
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MITTEN-SHAPED
moist wipes for ONLY

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If there's one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it's this: No one wants poop on their hands.

And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time we take an old fashioned wet wipe to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.

How many times have you taken one of those substandard wet wipes to the posterior of a child, risking major contamination from that flailing poop cloth? And how many times has your dog's "number two" been a little closer to a number one "and a half", requiring a deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever's laying around? Enough is enough!

With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.

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